Slowmo · the slowest snail on the fastest chain

A note from Slowmo

He wrote you a letter. It took a while.

Dear early person,

Robinhood Chain confirms in a blink. I blink about once an hour, and only if it feels right. Somebody has to keep the pace honest.

Here's how my garden works. Hold $SLOWMO and a slime trail grows behind you, one centimetre an hour. Every week we crawl together, and nobody goes faster than anybody else. A bigger bag doesn't buy a faster shell.

The only way to lose is to stop. Move tokens out and your trail starts over. No hard feelings. The garden will still be here.

And so we're clear: I'm a meme. Nobody here promises you returns, a price, or anything at all, except snail content.

Take your time,Slowmo

Your slime trail

Every hour you hold, your trail grows one centimetre.

Your trail is read straight from the chain. It starts when $SLOWMO lands in your wallet. It grows 1 cm for every hour you hold. Selling, sending or moving tokens out starts it again from zero. Buying more never resets it.

As your trail gets longer, the garden starts calling you something new. The tape below shows where each name begins.

Look up a snail

Paste an address and Slowmo will measure the trail. He's slow, so give it a second.

Longest trails in the garden

Measuring trails…

The Sunday Crawl

A weekly race where everyone moves at the same speed.

The crawl starts every Monday at 00:00 UTC and ends a week later. Every snail moves at the same pace, so there's no sprinting and no overtaking. Hold all week without moving tokens out and you cross the line. Everyone who crosses the line wins. That's the whole prize. The very first crawl starts at launch, and everyone holding in its first 24 hours starts it together.

This week's crawl …

– snails are crawling this week, and – of them are in the pack. The longest trail in the garden is –. –

Slime Trail

Keep the trail wet. Everyone on it gets paid.

Every buy or sell made here on slowmo.fun goes straight to $SLOWMO's own Pons market, and leaves 1% of its ETH in the trail's pot.

Every buy of 0.0005 ETH or more adds a segment to the slime trail and keeps it wet for another 10 minutes. When 10 minutes pass with no new segment, the trail dries. (Even a busy trail dries an hour after it started, so pots keep getting paid.)

When it dries, the pot is split between everyone who bought on that trail, by how much ETH each of them bought, and the last one in gets up to 20% of the pot extra (at most a tenth of their own last buy, so a tiny last-second buy can't grab it). Press Collect to take your share, whenever you like. The next buy starts a new trail.

Splitting a buy into small pieces earns nothing extra. Sells add to the pot but never add a segment, and fees paid while no trail is wet wait for the next one. The contract never touches Pons' own fees and has no withdraw button: every wei in it is the wet trail's pot or a share waiting to be collected.

This trail's pot--:--

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Opens at launch.

Add a segment

Trade $SLOWMO here

ETH

Goes straight to $SLOWMO's Pons market. 1% of every trade here goes into the trail's pot, on top of Pons' own fee. 1% slippage protection.

Dried trails

No trail has dried yet.

Meme studio

Make a Slowmo. Take your time.

Pose

Backdrop

Top line Bottom line

Download first, then attach the image to your post. Bring your best ones to race night on X.

$SLOWMO

Launched on Pons, on Robinhood Chain.

Contract address

Published at launch

Buy on Pons

Once $SLOWMO launches, this shows the wallet that launched it on Pons, read live from Pons' own records.

Is this an investment?

No. $SLOWMO is a community meme. Slime Trail shares each trail's pot between the people who bought on it, and that's all it does. It doesn't hold a price up, a pot can be tiny, and nobody promises you anything. Only use money you'd be fine leaving with a snail.

How is my slime trail measured?

From the token's transfer history on Robinhood Chain. 1 cm per hour since tokens arrived, or since you last moved any out. Nothing to sign or stake. Your wallet just has to hold.

Does moving between my own wallets reset it?

Yes. The chain can't tell your wallets apart, so any token leaving a wallet resets that wallet's trail. Snails don't move house often.

How does Slime Trail work?

Every trade made here on slowmo.fun puts 1% of its ETH into the trail's pot. Every buy of 0.0005 ETH or more adds a segment and keeps the trail wet for another 10 minutes. When 10 minutes pass with no new segment (or the trail is an hour old), it dries: 80% of the pot is split between everyone who bought on it, by how much ETH each bought, and the last one in also gets up to the other 20% (at most a tenth of their own last buy; anything left over joins everyone's shares). Each person presses Collect to take their share; it waits in the contract for them until they do. The next buy starts a new trail.

Does a bigger bag win?

No. Only what you buy while a trail is wet counts, not what you already hold. Your share of a trail is your ETH bought on it divided by everyone's, so splitting a buy into small pieces changes nothing. Being the last one in before it dries is worth up to 20% of the pot extra, as long as your last buy is at least ten times that bonus.

Where do the fees go?

Pons charges its usual fee on every trade, the same as on Pons itself, and the creator fee goes to the launch wallet as normal. The extra 1% from trades made here goes into the trail's pot and nowhere else. Trading on Pons directly doesn't touch the pot.

Can anyone take the pot?

No. The contract has no withdraw function. Every wei in it is either the wet trail's pot or a share waiting for the person who earned it. It has an owner, the launch wallet, but only as a public name: it can hand the title on or give it up, and can't touch the pot or change a rule.

Can whales win the race?

Not by being whales. Everyone crawls at the same speed, and every snail that holds all week finishes. A bigger bag doesn't buy a faster shell.

What happens at race night?

Sunday on X. We count the finishers, share the week's best memes and talk about leaves.